Eddard Stark
Why F***? Because
we’ve known him to leave Catelyn quite fulfilled. And even if he’s not the most
creative in the bedroom, he would feel it his duty to satisfy you.
Why Kill? Because
you’re a monster with no heart and an evil soul… or a Lannister.
Jon Snow
Why Marry? Because he needs someone to heal his wounded heart. Though years of inferiority in the Stark household have taken its toll, Jon is also kind, intelligent, loyal, and, if his relationship with Arya is any indication, great with kids!
Why F***? Because
you’re an idiot if you don’t want to bang Jon Snow. I mean, who doesn’t want to
be the one to f*** the pain away? Plus he has that whole tall, dark, and
handsome thing going for him.
Why Kill? Because
sometimes too much loyalty, bravery, and sense of duty can get annoying. It’s
the same impulse that makes us want to see Miss America trip during her victory
walk.
Robb Stark
Why Marry? Because if Westeros were to have a Prince Charming, Robb is a strong contender for the title.
Why F***? Because
who wouldn’t want to say they slept with the King of the North? Amiright?
Why Kill? Because
he’s a little big for his britches. I mean, can you honestly say you haven’t wanted
to knock him down a peg? Not ever?
Our Picks
Cedar: Marry Ned, F*** Jon, Kill RobbErin: Marry Jon, F*** Ned, Kill Robb
Jamie: Marry Ned, F*** Jon, Kill Robb
