Bronn
Why Marry? Because even though he is a knave-ish sellsword, Bronn is clever and witty. If you’re good to him, he’ll be good to you… unless something better comes along.
Why F***? Because you like bad boys and greasy hair.
Why Kill? Because he’s been killing since before he could shave.
Davos Seaworth
Why Marry? Because Davos is the epitome of loyalty. He is a loving father and husband and just oozes decency.
Why F***? Because he may be a Boy Scout these days, but he used to be a pirate so… yar.
Why Kill? Because you are freaked out by his severed finger necklace. Seriously? Just let ‘em go.
Jaqen H'ghar
Why Marry? Because he has the seemingly magical ability to give you whatever you ask of him. He’d also kill for you… literally.
Why F***? Because you want to knock boots with someone who can look like Jon Snow, Jaime Lannister, and/or Daenerys Targaryen.
Why Kill? Valar Morghulis.
Our Picks
Cedar: Marry Davos, F*** Jaqen, Kill Bronn
Erin: Marry Davos, F*** Jaqen, Kill Bronn
Jamie: Marry Davos, F*** Jaqen, Kill Bronn
Oh, see, I have a thing for Jaqen. Hmmm...I'd have to say
ReplyDeleteM Davos
F Jaqen (multiple times)
K Bron (because even though I like him, he's a bit traitrous.)
M: Jaquen, F: Bronn, K: Davos
ReplyDeleteJaquen is gorgeous AND sneaky! Silent assassin? Sold. And if you get bored, he can look like someone else.
I'm attracted to Bronn; is that so wrong?
While Davos seems like a great dude, I don't want to marry or bang him. Also, the severed finger necklace.